My name's Tristan. I'm 19 years old. I live in South Florida. I currently go to Broward College, expecting to transfer to Florida State University after I receive my Associate's. My major lies in Motion Picture Arts (I want to be a film director, screenwriter, producer, and/or editor). I love my girlfriend Bianca more than anything in the entire universe right now. And this is my blog, filled with things, all kinds of stuff that interest me, inspire me, motivate me, amuse me, and pertain to me. So if you like what you see, please... Enjoy!
doctor: sir, i'm sorry. the results are in and i'm afraid you have updog
patient: wh- what's updog
doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital's intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

happy-cacti:

happy-cacti:

so these producers from jurassic park needed a goat for there new movie coming out in 2015 and they happened to drive past my house and see my goats in the pen outside and now my goat named earl is going to be in a movie and is more famous than ill ever be in my entire life.

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